The Dragon Rules
Rule 1
Dragons are NEVER WRONG!
Rule 2
Dragons are ALWAYS RIGHT!
Rule3
Don’t attempt to argue with a Dragon, they are not listening!
Refer to rules 1 and 2 above.
Rule 4
Waste not your time attempting to argue with a Dragon!
It’s like trying to teach a cat to tap dance.
Wastes your time and bores the cat!
Refer to above Rules 1, 2 & 3.
Rule 5
No! You can not kill a Dragon!
They are Eternal!
Rule 6
Dragons will die for you!
Not because of you!
(That killing a Dragon by the fictitious St. George has shot him up the cod piece).
Rule 7
Think not that Dragons will do harm to people!
You are all so very capable at doing that on your own.
So don’t even think of asking us!
Rule 8
Dragons are modest, yet fully aware of themselves and the power they hold in their hearts!
Rule 9
Dragons love and revere GOD with all their being!
Rule 10
Dragons always look for the ’Good’ in people!
We leave the looking for the bad in them to you humans!
Your, oh so good at finding it, even when it is not there!
The Welsh Ten Commandments
Worship Sheep!
Drink S. A. Brains Dark and/or Strong Ale.
(SA = Skull Attack) with regularity and joy!
Wear Three Feathers with PRIDE!
Do not attempt to slay Dragons!
(refer to Dragon Rule 5).
Love Rugby Union!
Do not get too friendly with the ‘Funny People’!
(The English).
Keep a welcome in the hillside and the kettle on the fire!
Learn the Welsh National Anthem (and not just the chorus).
Eat and enjoy Leek Soup and Real Welsh Rarebit!
(Not the muck the English and unenlightened make, which is just cheese on toast).
Congregate and drink on International Match Days!
Correct at time of Sermon on the Mount(ain) Ash.
And Always Remember - British by birth, but WELSH by the Grace of GOD!